Sunday, August 29, 2010

How To Ninja

So you've always wanted to be a ninja your entire life, but you live in your mom's basement, are too skinny and/or too fat, are weak as hell, have no motivation to learn any sort of matial arts, are too poor to afford the proper attire/weaponry, and any other minor setback you may have. Well, don't fret, young padawan! This is just the right lifehack for you! This sacred diagram which has been passed down from the most ancient of generations will show you how you can dress up yourself as a masterful ninja and scare your opponent from even to wanting to face your deadly (lack of) skills.

14 comments:

  1. One of my fav tutorials good job mate

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  2. Ninjas are no equal to Soviet spetsnaz.

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  3. Hahahhah, now I can steal from that old lady down the street. AND SHE WON'T KNOW WHO!!!

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  4. lol i actually tried that, feels good man.

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  5. Holy shit what the fuck balls
    Thats cool

    Take a look at my blog if you have time!
    scythix.blogspot.com

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  6. I do this pretty much every night :)

    http://henryevery.blogspot.com/

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  7. are this a ninja or a muslim woman? :P

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  8. Lol, have seen this one before.

    Never tried it out, if I will, I'll post it on my blog

    http://jeweettochzelluf.blogspot.com/

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  9. lol, thanks for the protip ;)
    http://theegooodstufff.blogspot.com/

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  10. Thanks for the tutorial! I always wanted to know how to ninja.

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  11. Also known as the cheapest halloween costume ever

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