How to Prevent Family Members from Drinking Your Sodapop

Now I know my blog's titled "Things From The Internet", and this is more like personal advice, but meh, it's technically on the internet now! So who's to say I didn't travel forward in time to after I posted it, grabbed it from the internet, and posted it on here :O

Anyways, on to the post. So, you've just bought a nice fresh bottle of Pepsi or your other favorite fizzy drink, and you want it to stay all nice and fizzy as well as well refrigerated. But you've got one of those families that just eat and drink whatever's in the fridge and don't respect your property. Well, here's a solution for you! You're gonna need a piece of paper, scissors, tape, and a writing utensil.

Step 1: Cut off side of the paper so that it is about the width of the pen (or a bit less)

Step 2: Write some nasty title for your new fake label. I labeled mine Cat Piss, get creative!

Step 3: Carefully tape the label to your bottle of pop and you're finished! Now no one will dare to touch your sacred drink.

You can even add a level indicator so that you can keep track of your drink in case someone decides to feel lucky and ignore your warning.

Thanks for reading this post and I hope your fizzy drinks stay cool and fizzy!

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